May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
pornstarch:
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
fuckyeahlaughters:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
hicloob:
hicloob:
you feel me
this is a command not a question
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
snapchatting:
my life would probably get 2 notes
ponchopeligroso:
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
how does yahoo even have enough money to buy tumblr nobody uses their site
urbancatfitters:
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
